Holy Worm
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of wine. The second worm was put into a jar of chocolate. The third worm was put into a jar of semen. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon. the minister reported the following results:
The first worm in wine--- dead. second worm in chocolate --- dead. The third worm in semen ----dead. The fourth worm in good clean soil ---- Alive. The minister asked the congegration - "What can we learn from this demonstration?" A little old woman in the back raised her hand and said:
"As long as you drink, eat chocolate and have sex, you won't have worms."